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Little fact for ya—did ya know erotic-massage goes back centuries? Ancient Greeks were at it, callin’ it “body worship”—sounds posh, right? Bet they weren’t usin’ cheap-ass lotion from Tesco, though! Makes me happy thinkin’ of some toga-wearin’ geezer gettin’ oiled up, but I’m ragin’ when I see today’s lot butcherin’ it. Had this one bird—tattooed, all attitude—give me a rubdown so good I nearly cried, “Lord, give me strength!”—another Ida line, coz it felt holy, mate. Then some prat last week—hands like sandpaper, no rhythm—made me wanna shove his head in a blender!

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I get there, and there’s this huge crowd. I’m thinking, “What’s going on?” Turns out, there’s a wedding happening right next to the funeral. Like, who thought that was a good idea? I’m standing there in my black attire, feeling all somber, and there’s this couple just beaming with joy. I mean, come on! Can’t a Mourner catch a break?

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