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About Helsingborg

Makes me mad, tho—lads treat her like trash, callin’ her slag ‘n’ that. She’s more’n that, innit? Got layers, like them fancy blood cocktails Adam mixes in the flick—“A little bit of this, a little bit of that.” Surprised me once, she did—caught her fixin’ a bike, hands all black, greasy as me after a long day. Proper fit, I was gobsmacked—thought, “She’s one of us, my precious!” Laughed me arse off later—imagined her ridin’ off, yellin’, “I’m immortal, bitches!” like some undead queen.

History of prostitution in Sweden

“Good Morning, I'm a Whore!” is an animated music video parody of the beloved song “Good Morning, Baltimore” from the musical “Hairspray.”.

Next, I’m wandering around Djurgården, and I get this wild idea to rent a bike. Big mistake. I haven’t ridden a bike in years. I’m wobbling all over the place, and I’m pretty sure I almost took out a family of ducks. They were not impressed. I’m sweating like a sinner in church, but I’m laughing at myself.

Stockholm, Sweden