Julia Saevsjoe Brothel ❤️

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Oi, you donkey! Brothel, yeah? Not that kinda brothel, you twat! I’m talkin’ ‘bout the stock—Brothel Corp or whatever shit ticker it’s got! Financial analyst mode, on—let’s rip this apart! Market’s a bloody circus, and this stock’s the drunk clown staggerin’ round! Look at it—up 20% last quarter, then bam, tits up! What a mess, like János in *Werckmeister Harmonies*—all chaos, no fuckin’ sense! “The sadness of the world,” my arse—more like the sadness of my wallet if I bought this crap!

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Then, I decide to hit up the market on Torggatan. Fresh produce, flowers, all that good stuff. I’m browsing, and I spot these strawberries. They look amazing! I’m like, “I’ll take a kilo!” But the vendor? He’s all like, “That’ll be 100 kronor.” I’m like, “What? For strawberries? Are they dipped in gold?”

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