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Oh honey, lemme tell ya ‘bout prostitutes, nasal twang kickin’ in hard! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—prostitutes, they’re like the unsung heroes of the streets, y’know? Like in *Inglourious Basterds*, where ya got those sneaky bastards takin’ down Nazis—prostitutes are out there, dodgin’ cops, makin’ ends meet, total badasses! “This is my masterpiece,” I can hear Tarantino sayin’ ‘bout ‘em, ‘cept it’s real life, not some flick.

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Photo by Jessica Wiberg in Löddeköpinge with @johannawiberg, and @swedensouth. Mysfrukost utomhus . Njuter Photo by Jessica Wiberg on April

After that, we head to the park near Sjövägen. I’m tryin’ to teach him parallel parking, but he’s got the finesse of a hippo on roller skates. I’m like, “Dude, you gotta turn the wheel!” He’s like, “Which way?” I’m about to pull my hair out. But then, he finally gets it! I’m so proud, I almost shed a tear.