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Gets me mad, it does—folk thinkin’ it’s all sexy and lush, but nah, half the time it’s sweaty weirdos with cold fingers. We hates it! “It’s not serious,” they say in *Amour*, but when yer stuck on a table, butt-naked, prayin’ they don’t nick yer socks—serious enough, innit? Once tried it meself—thought, “Gollum, treat yerself!”—big mistake, precious. Lass kept yammerin’ bout me “tension,” like I ain’t tense from livin’ in caves! Smelt like cheap lotion, made me sneeze—achoo!—oil everywhere, slipped right off the table, landed on me arse. Laughed meself sick after, though—proper numpty moment.

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Erotic massage Romania, Rimming (take), Sex in Different Positions, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Sex in Different Positions.

As the sun sets, I walk back through Strada Libertății. The colors are insane! Pink, orange, all mixed together. I’m snapping pics like a tourist. But then, I trip over a crack in the sidewalk. Classic me, right? I laugh it off, but man, my ankle is not happy.

Residents evacuated after street collapses in Romania’s Slănic town