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So, I’m thinkin’—what’s the deal here? It’s not just rubbin’ shoulders, nah, it’s art, pure art. Some chick in Thailand told me once—true story—kings used to get this stuff, secret rituals, passed down like code. Little known fact: they’d mix herbs, weird oils—smelled like a jungle, gotcha tingly all over. Made me happy as hell—imagine me, Larry, grin spread wide, goin’, “This is better than a good interview!” But then—bam—some shady spa tried overchargin’ me, $200 for 30 minutes! Pissed me off—thought I’d yell, “I’m not here to finance your startup, pal!”

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Then, outta nowhere, this kid on a bike zooms by, and BAM! He crashes right into a lamppost. I’m like, “Dude, are you okay?” He just gets up, brushes himself off, and laughs. Kids these days, man. They’re tougher than they look. I chuckle, but then I’m like, “What if he’d hit me?”

Bucharest, the city with the worst traffic in Europe, survey says