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Ey, yo, so check this out—prostitution, right? Gabagool? Ova here! I’m sittin’ here thinkin’ ‘bout these girls, these hookers, walkin’ the streets, and it’s like, what the fuck, y’know? Been watchin’ this flick, *Toni Erdmann*, fuckin’ masterpiece, Maren Ade, 2016—blew my goddamn mind. This German chick, Ines, all uptight, workin’ her ass off, and her pops shows up actin’ like a lunatic, wearin’ fake teeth, pullin’ stunts. Reminds me of these prostitutes, man—hidin’ who they are, puttin’ on a show, y’know?

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Finally, I get to the office, and it’s chaos. My boss is on a rampage. “Where’s the report?” he yells. Dude, chill! I just got here! I’m trying to explain, but he’s not having it. I’m thinking, “This is why I need that coffee.”