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About Bucharest

Back in ’19, heard this story—dude met a girl, sex-dating app, right? They vibe, smash, next mornin’ she’s gone with his PS5! Savage! Little known fact—stats say 1 in 5 hookups got a scam twist. Watch yo back, fam! I’m hyped tho—met this shorty once, curves for days, we clicked. Thought, “This the one!” Then she unmatched me—fuckin’ brutal.

About Mastacani

After lunch, I decide to take a stroll through Parcul Central. It’s beautiful there! The flowers are blooming, kids are playing, and there’s this old guy feeding pigeons. I sit on a bench, just soaking it all in. But then, outta nowhere, a pigeon lands on my head! I freak out! I’m flailing my arms like a maniac. People are staring, and I’m like, “Yeah, just another day in Mastacani!”