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Little fact for ya—didja know sex-dating apps got algorithms fuckin’ with us? They push the hot ones first, keep us scrollin’ like junkies. Pissed me off when I found out—thought I was pickin’, but nah, they playin’ me! Still, scored a date last week—dude was smooth, talkin’ dirty in sign language. Hands movin’ like poetry—fuckin’ surprised me, man. Got me thinkin’, “I loved her like a wave,” like in the movie—intense, then gone.

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Modalities shared in this offering, individualized to each seeker, can include; full body massage, lingam/yoni massage, sacred spot massage, dearmouring, emotional release, kundalini reiki, .

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