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Back in old Russia – or maybe not, who cares – dey say dis stuff started wit secret healers. Not dem boring back rubs, nah! Little known fact: ancient Greeks, horny buggers, used it fer “stamina trainin’” – ha! Imagine dat, some oiled-up dude in a toga, flexin’ fer Zeus. Makes me chuckle, da!

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Experience sublime states through sensual and erotic but also a spiritual massage; A new and exquisite experience, a next level quality; Then you are ready. Be pampered and spoiled like .

So, I’m walking down Strada Tineretului, and I spot this cute little café. I’m like, “Okay, let’s grab a bite.” I order a sarmale, and it’s like the best thing ever. Seriously, I could’ve cried. But then, bam! My phone buzzes. It’s my boss. “Where’s the new merch?” Ugh, I forgot to send it! I’m like, “Dude, I’m in the middle of a sarmale crisis here!”