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Aight, fam, listen up! Me, a merchandiser, innit, slingin’ goods all day, but let’s chat sex-dating, yeah? Proper mad ting, this! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout hookin’ up online, swipin’ left n right like some geezer in a rush. Sex-dating’s wild, bruv—bare people lookin’ for a quick shag, no messin’. I seen it all, apps like Tinder, Grindr, whatever, full of thirsty lot tryna get their endz away.

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So, I’m walking along, and I bump into my buddy Jānis. He’s always got some wild story. Today, he’s telling me about this time he tried to fish in the river. “Caught a boot!” he says, laughing. I’m like, “Dude, you’re not even trying!” But we both crack up.