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Oi, you lot, listen up! I’m Cersei fuckin’ Lannister, cold as ice, and I choose violence. Sex-dating? Pah! It’s a bloody mess, innit? Swipe right, swipe left—pathetic little peasants chasing tail like dogs. Makes me wanna burn the whole app down, I swear. Back in my day, you had to scheme for a shag, not just tap a screen. I saw this one bloke on Tinder—profile said “loves deep chats,” but his pic was him flexin’ with a fish. A FISH! Who beds a man with gills? Made me laugh, then gag.

How do I find a hookup on an app?

Then, I decided to head to the park. It’s called Parcul Central, and it’s a gem. I plopped down on a bench, just chillin’. But then, this squirrel came outta nowhere and tried to steal my snack. I was like, “Dude, back off!” But he just stared at me like he owned the place.