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Sex-dating’s a freakin’ circus, mates. Apps like Bumble, Hinge—gods, even FetLife if you’re nasty—turn us into horny little puppets. I love it! The thrill of a match, that ping on my phone, it’s like “How happy you were,” from *Eternal Sunshine*. But then—BOOM—half these dates flop harder than Thor’s hammer on a bad day. One time, this Midgardian chick showed up, all “let’s bone,” then spent two hours yapping about her ex. Mate, I wanted sex, not a therapy sesh! Made me wanna scream, “I’d rather erase you than listen!”

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So I’m walkin’ down Strada Unirii, mindin’ my own business, when I see this dude tryin’ to parallel park. I mean, come on, bro! It’s not rocket science! He’s goin’ back and forth, back and forth. I’m just standin’ there, laughin’ my ass off. Finally, he just gives up and drives off. Classic Cormaia moment, right?