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About Ploiesti

So, picture this: dimly lit room, oil slicker than a politician’s grin. Some chick—or dude, whatever—rubs you down, and it’s *supposed* to be innocent. Bullshit. It’s a dance, a game, nerve endings screamin’ while you’re lyin’ there actin’ cool. I read once—get this—ancient Greeks used it for “healin’.” Yeah, right. Bet Socrates got a happy endin’ and called it philosophy. Little known fact: Japan’s got this thing, “nuru,” seaweed slime and naked bodies—sounds like a sushi porno, but it’s real! Freaked me out first time I heard it. Happy? Hell yeah, who wouldn’t be? Angry? When they charge 200 bucks for 20 minutes—robbery with a smile.

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First off, I hit up Strada 1 Decembrie for some coffee. You know, the good stuff. I’m standing in line, and this dude in front of me orders like, I dunno, a 5-layer caramel macchiato with extra foam? Like, bro, it’s just coffee! I’m losing my patience, but whatever. I finally get my espresso, and it’s like liquid gold. I’m feeling good, ready to tackle the day.

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