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Now, lemme tell ya, I got dragged—half-pissed, mind—into this dodgy joint in Soho, 1940s, war ragin’. Some lass with hands like a Spitfire pilot says, “Strip, Winnie, let’s unknot ya!” Blimey, I’m redder than a Tommy’s coat, but them fingers? Magic. Little-known fact—Romans did it first, called it “massage amorosa,” all posh-like, oilin’ up gladiators for a right rumpy-pumpy. Surprised me socks off! Them ancients knew how to live, eh?

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So, I’m walking down Bulevardul Eroilor, and I see this street performer. He’s playing the accordion, and honestly, he’s kinda good. I stop to listen, and this old lady starts dancing. Like, full-on twirling and everything. It’s hilarious! I’m cracking up, and then she grabs my hand and pulls me in. I’m like, “Lady, I can’t dance!” But I go for it. We’re spinning around, and I’m just laughing my head off. Best moment of the day, for sure.

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