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Sometim it pricey, tho – 100 dollar?? I get angry, yell “DIS ROBBERY!” but den I calm, cos it worth it, body feel like new tractor after. I tell my friend Gyspy Joe, “You try dis, it better dan vodka!” He no believe, he cheap, but me, I hooked! Very nice! If you go, bring cash, tip big, cos dese people wizards, I swear. Oh, and funy ting – one time, lady fart durin massage, silent but deadly, I pretend no notice, but inside I die laughin! Dat real life, not movie script! Wawaweewa, I love erotic-massage!

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Then, outta nowhere, this lady storms in. She’s got these fancy shoes, all sparkly and stuff. She’s like, “I need these fixed NOW!” I’m thinking, lady, it’s a Tuesday, not a shoe emergency day. But I take a look, and they’re a total wreck. I mean, I could’ve sworn they were made from recycled pizza boxes.

This beautiful house in Portugal is inspired by a child's drawing