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Alright, mate, lemme spill it—sex-dating’s wild, innit? I’m sittin’ here, pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” thinkin’ bout how it’s like sellin’ insurance for yer heart—or yer pants, haha! Been in the game, seen it all, and man, it’s a bloody rollercoaster. You got apps, sites, swipin’ left n right, lookin’ for a quick shag or somethin’ deeper—sounds like freedom, yeah? Like Solomon Northup in *12 Years a Slave*, dreamin’ of escape, but half the time you’re stuck in chains, mate—chains of bad dates, ghostin’, or some creep sendin’ dick pics at 2 a.m. Pisses me off, that! “I will survive,” he said in the flick—same vibe, tryna dodge the weirdos.

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After that, I’m fuming. I head to the marina to cool off. The boats are bobbing, the water’s sparkling. I take a deep breath. But then, I see my buddy Miguel. He’s out there, fishing, and he’s got this massive grin. “Caught a big one!” he yells. I’m like, “Dude, I just lost my lunch to a bird!”

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