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What pisses me off? These uptight assholes judgin’ it. Like, “Oh, it’s too sexy, too dirty!” Motherfucker, relax! It’s therapy with a hard-on—deal with it! I got this one time, chick’s hands were magic, fuckin’ Merlin-level shit. She’s workin’ my shoulders, I’m groanin’ like a damn bear, and she’s all calm, “Breathe, motherfucker, let it go.” Surprised the shit outta me—thought I’d be all tense, but nah, I’m floatin’!

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We offer traditional Thai massages for ladies and gentlemen. Feeling stressed? Perhaps tight muscles? Or simply looking to relax with a delightful massage? Then you’ve come to the right .

Then I stroll over to the Mercado Municipal. Love that place! Fresh veggies, meats, and all that good stuff. But guess what? The butcher, old Miguel, is outta my favorite chorizo. I’m like, “Miguel, what’s up with that?!” He just shrugs. I could’ve sworn I saw a tear in my eye. No chorizo? What’s life without chorizo?

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