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Met this escort once—well, not ME, mate, I’m a wheelchair-bound brainiac—but a pal told me. Said she was proper clever, studied physics part-time! Blew my circuits—escort by night, Einstein by day? “Where were you when I laid the foundations of the earth?”—movie line, yeah, but I’m yellin’ it at her in my head! Smart and sassy, made me happy as a black hole snackin’ on light.

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So, I wake up late, right? My alarm? Totally ignored it. Classic me. I rush outta bed, throw on whatever I can find. I mean, who needs matching socks anyway? Not me! I sprint down to the DART station, praying I don’t miss the train. Booterstown’s got this vibe, y’know? It’s all coastal and chill, but the morning rush? Pure chaos.

First look: Paddy McKillen jnr’s Booterstown spa and interpretative centre