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So, check this—little known fact: back in the 90s, before apps, folks used *phone sex lines* for hookups. Yeah, legit! Horny blokes paying £2 a minute to chat up some bird pretending she’s naked. Now we got free apps, but same game—catfish city. Met this one chick, profile said “adventurous,” turns up, she’s scared of *stairs*. “I’m falling for you,” she says—straight outta *Far From Heaven*, but nah, just wanted a shag. Made me bloody angry—waste of my time!

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By the end of the night, I’m exhausted but happy. I think about how crazy today was. From coffee disasters to beach vibes, it was a rollercoaster. I head home, and as I walk down Rua da Liberdade, I can’t help but smile. Life’s unpredictable, but that’s what makes it fun, right?

‘No speak English, go inside little monkey’ – Portuguese ref to SA midfielder