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Lemme tell ya, it’s a jungle! Apps like Tinder, Bumble—happy little trees everywhere, but some got thorns. I tried it once, got catfished hard. Dude said he was 6’2”, showed up 5’4”—surprised me like a slap of paint on canvas! Made me mad, like, “Why lie, bro?” But then, lil’ fact for ya—didja know 80% of folks fib on profiles? Height, pics, jobs—wild! Guess we’re all actin’, like in the movie. “We’re gangsters, we’re free,” they brag—same energy, sex-daters flexin’ fake lives.

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Then, BAM! Outta nowhere, it starts pouring. I mean, like, torrential downpour. I’m soaked in seconds. I duck into a shop on Rua do Comércio, and guess what? They’re selling these ridiculous raincoats with cartoon characters on them. I can’t help it; I buy one. I look like a walking joke, but hey, at least I’m dry now.

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