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About Almada

Sooo, picture this—whore’s out there, ridin’ the dunes, hair all matted, tradin’ flesh fer bullets, maybe. Not ‘cause she’s weak, nah—‘cause she’s *smarter* than them war boys, all droolin’ an’ dumb. “Witness me!” they shout, but whore’s the one laughin’, slippin’ a blade ‘twixt their ribs. Sneaky, precious, sneaky! Did ye know—true fact, swear it—that “whore” pops up in old sailor yarns? Them salty dogs called any lass who’d barter a tumble fer rum a “whore”—an’ they *loved* her fer it! Argh, makes me wanna dance, it does—happy, happy Gollum!

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Local Funchal, Madeira, Portugal singles looking to hookup, girls and boys, chat, parties and casual sex fun.

First off, I hit the road on Rua da Praia. Beautiful street, right by the coast. I’m cruising, feeling good, when BAM! Traffic jam. Like, seriously? In Ribeira-Brava? I thought this place was supposed to be laid-back. Turns out, everyone and their grandma decided to hit the road at the same time. I’m stuck behind some dude in a tiny car, blasting music like he’s at a concert. I’m just sitting there, tapping my fingers on the steering wheel, thinking, “Dude, it’s 8 AM, not a rave!”

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