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So, sexual-massage, it’s like—hands slidin’, oils drippin’, tension meltin’. I reckon it’s therapetic—therapeutic, I mean! Little known fact: them ancient Greeks, they was all ‘bout it. Called it “anatripsis,” rubbin’ folks down for health and horny vibes. True story! Makes me happy, thinkin’ how folks been gettin’ freaky with massages forever. But damn, it pisses me off when some sleazy spa tries overchargin’—$200 for a handy rub? Git outta here!

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A long, sensual, full-body massage with small amounts of genital rubbing interspersed. The goal of the massage is to eliminate all residual.

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