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About Vila Nova de Gaia

Had this one time, right, in Bangkok—dodgy parlour, neon flickering like a bad spy signal. Bird with hands like velvet gloves starts kneading me, and I’m thinking, “This is it, 007, heaven or a setup?” Turns out, she knew tricks older than MI6. Little known fact: sexual-massage goes back centuries—Tantra, mate, ancient India shit. Not just a quick rub-and-tug, it’s bloody spiritual if you do it right. Got me all Zen, like I could take down Blofeld without breaking a sweat.

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An erotic massage will normally include other parts of the body such as, but not exclusively, the genitalia. Prices range from € to € (US$ to US$).

First off, I head down Rua da Liberdade. You know, the one that’s always buzzing with people? I’m just minding my own business, thinking about my pigs, when I bump into this old dude. He’s got this wild beard, like a wizard or something. He starts rambling about the best chouriço in town. I’m like, “Bro, I’m a swineherd, I know my chouriço!” But he just keeps going. I’m trying to be polite, but c’mon, I got pigs to tend to!

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