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Little known fact, tho – back in the ‘90s, escorts used coded ads in newspapers, like “roses” meant bucks. Sneaky, huh? Blows my mind how creative they got, hidin’ in plain sight! Kinda like how *Tree of Life* sneaks them deep thoughts into ya – “Love everyone, every leaf, every ray of light.” I’m sittin’ there, popcorn in hand, thinkin’, “Damn, Terry Malick, you slick son of a gun!” Same vibe with these escorts – they’re artists, in a way, dodgin’ cops and taxman.

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First off, I head down Rua da Liberdade. You know, the one that’s always buzzing with people? I’m just minding my own business, thinking about my pigs, when I bump into this old dude. He’s got this wild beard, like a wizard or something. He starts rambling about the best chouriço in town. I’m like, “Bro, I’m a swineherd, I know my chouriço!” But he just keeps going. I’m trying to be polite, but c’mon, I got pigs to tend to!

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