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Hiss! Precious, sex-dating, nasty little game! We loves it, we hates it—tricksy apps, swipin’ left, right, ugh! Like in *Children of Men*, “the world’s gone mad,” innit? No babies there, but here—too much randiness! Me, Gollum, sees it all, sneaky-like. Sex-dating’s a mess, a thrill, a curse! Profiles lie, pics fake—catfishin’ fools everywhere! “You can’t trust no one,” like Kee said. Met this one hobbit—er, bloke—on Tinder, said he’s 6’2, showed up 5’4, HA! Laughed me head off, then cried.

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First off, I’m heading down Rua da Liberdade, and I’m already late for my meeting with this client. Like, why do they always pick the most inconvenient times? Anyway, I’m rushing, dodging people like I’m in some weird video game. I swear, if one more person stops to take a selfie with the fountain, I’m gonna lose it.