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So, sex-dating—it’s this crazy world now. Apps everywhere, Tinder, Bumble—bam! You’re scrollin, seein pics, thinkin, “She’s hotter’n a Texas summer!” Then you match, chat, and it’s like, “What’s your move, cowboy?” I reckon it’s strategerie—gotta play it cool, not too thirsty. Little known fact—back in the 90s, folks used *newspaper ads* for this crap! Can ya believe it? “Single gal, 30, seeks fella”—like, what, no selfies? No nudes? Barbaric!

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This episode goes over CRUCIAL conversations you need to get your sex and love life back on track. Key takeaways from the episode: How important communication.

I’m on a mission, though. Gotta grab some food. I hit up this little spot called O Pão Quente. Best bread in town, no cap. I order a bifana, and while I’m waitin’, I’m checkin’ out the people. There’s this old dude, right? He’s got a mustache that could rival any forest creature. I’m thinkin’, “Man, I hope he’s not a hunter.”

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