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Fun fact, tho—did ya know sexual-massage been ‘round since ancient times? Them Greeks was wild—called it “tantric touch” or some mess. They’d rub you down with olive oil, sayin’ it’s for “healin’.” Healin’, my big ol’ foot! They was freaky-deaky and knew it! I’m over here cacklin’—imagine Socrates gettin’ a happy endin’ and writin’ a dang philosophy ‘bout it!

Genuine Tantric Algarve

Awakeland Portugal is one of Europe's most peaceful retreat centres to meditate in nature. We also offer eco accommodation for long or short term stays, perfect for a holiday or co-living .

I woke up, sun shining through my window on Rua da Igreja. Thought, “Today’s gonna be chill.” Ha! Spoiler alert: it wasn’t. I grabbed my coffee from that little café on Rua do Comércio. You know the one? The barista, Maria, always gives me extra foam. Love that lady. But today, she was all flustered. Turns out, the espresso machine broke. I mean, c’mon! How do you run a café without espresso?

Lack of a solution for burned wood worries Monchique's mayor and forest owners