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So, escortin’ – it’s not just some tarted-up prossie gig, right? It’s a bleedin’ art form! These lasses (and lads, mind) – they’re like emotional ninjas, flippin’ between charm and mystery faster than you can say “team-building exercise.” I read this mad story once – some escort in Moscow, yeah, back in the 90s, she’d only take clients who’d recite Pushkin poems first. Proper nutter! Made me chuckle, that – imagine the punters, all sweaty, butcherin’ poetry for a bit of rumpy-pumpy. Classy, eh? Bet she’d say, “It’s not just the moment, it’s the whole ride,” like in *Boyhood*, y’know?

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First off, I hit up Rua da Praça. It’s this cute lil’ street with cobblestones and all. I’m walkin’ and suddenly, BAM! A cat jumps outta nowhere. I swear, my heart almost stopped. I’m like, “Dude, chill!” But that cat just struts away like it owns the place. Classic Mertola vibes, ya know?

Nucleus of Islamic Art of the Museum of Mértola exhibits Textile Design until 2 October