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So, picture this: escorts, they ain’t just arm candy, nah. They pros, clockin’ in, makin’ bank. I respeck that hustle, yo. Reminds me of NJ in *Yi Yi*, kid tryna snap pics of shit folks don’t see. Escorts see shit too, stuff we miss, ‘cause they in the game, laid-back but sharp. Like, they know who’s fake, who’s real—truth’s their paycheck, fo’ shizzle.

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Then, I decided to stroll down to the beach. The Praia de Machico is gorgeous, man. Golden sand, clear water. I thought, “Let’s soak up some sun.” But nooo, the moment I sit down, a seagull swoops in and steals my sandwich! Like, really? I’m just trying to enjoy my lunch, and this feathered thief is out here living his best life. I was so mad! I yelled, “Hey! That’s my food!” But the seagull just looked at me like, “What you gonna do about it?” Ugh!

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