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So, lemme tell ya, sexual-massage ain’t just rubbin’ and tuggin’—it’s an art, ya dopes! I seen some shady parlors, oh boy, made me madder than a wet hen! One time, this chick—hands like sandpaper—tried givin’ me one. I’m like, “Don’t pee on my leg and call it rain!” Total disaster, felt like Anton Chigurh was kneadin’ my back with a cattle gun! But when it’s good? Man, it’s smoother than butter on a hot stove—makes ya feel alive, like Tommy Lee Jones chasin’ a dream he can’t catch.

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Somos um spa de requinte e excelência no centro de Guimarães. Local discreto! Marcarmos a diferença com massagens sensuais corpo a corpo e HAPPY Ending! Visite-nos☺️.

Then I wander over to the Guimarães Castle. It’s massive! I’m standin’ there, feelin’ all medieval. I’m like, “I could totally defend this place from invaders.” But then I remember I’m just a dude in a hoodie. Not exactly knight material.

Should Newcastle play Sandro Tonali and Bruno Guimaraes together?