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Little fact, sneaky fact—Thailand’s got “happy endings” famous, but Japan’s got shiatsu, all proper-like, no funny business. Surprised me, yesss—thought all massages end with a wink! Learned that on X, scrollin’ filthy posts—hobbits don’t know shite! Once tried it meself, cheap parlor, smelled like old socks—grossss! Lady says, “relax, precious,” but me thinkin’, “this ain’t no ribbon-white village!” Slipped her a tenner extra, got a smirk—worth it, maybe.

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But then, my phone buzzes. It’s my buddy, Miguel. He’s like, “Let’s meet at the Praça da República.” I’m thinking, “Sure, why not?” So, I rush over there. But of course, I get lost. I’m wandering around, looking like a lost tourist. I finally find it, and Miguel’s just chilling there, laughing at me. “Took you long enough!” he says. Ugh, so annoying!

Muda House, Grândola, Portugal