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We swears! Ya scroll Tinder, horny as fuck. Profiles lie—dudes sayin’ 6’2”, more like 5’8”. Pics from 2010, bro, really? Got catfished once—girl said “curvy,” showed up round as Gollum’s head! Laughed my ass off, tho. “What we see isn’t real,” Godard whispers that shit. Sex-dating proves it—filters, fake smiles, all bullshit.

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First thing I did? Hit up that little café on Avenida da Praia. You know the one? The one with the best pastéis de nata. I swear, those things are like little bites of heaven. I ordered two, because why not? Gotta fuel up for the day, right? But then, the barista—this dude with a wild beard—totally messed up my order. I got a black coffee instead of a latte. Like, come on, man! I’m not trying to drink jet fuel this early.

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