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I’m picturin’ it now—some dude, all twitchy, callin’ up an escort, thinkin’ he’s Freddie, tryna “hold fast” like Lancaster Dodd says in *The Master*. But bruh, you ain’t holdin’ shit—you just payin’ for a night! Hilarious, right? These cats out here actin’ like they runnin’ the show, but the escort’s the one with the real juice, controllin’ the vibe. “You’re asleep,” Dodd’d say—damn right, they sleepwalkin’ into her game!

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I’m like, “Sure, why not?” So I’m munchin’ my pastry, walkin’ down Rua da Igreja, and suddenly, I hear this loud crash. I turn around, and some dude on a bike just wiped out. I mean, he went down hard! I can’t help but laugh. Like, bro, you okay? But he just gets up, brushes it off, and yells, “I’m fine! Just testing gravity!” Classic Atouguia humor, right?

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