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So, check it—little known fact: ancient Greeks did this crap! Yeah, called it “tantric touch” or somethin’, gettin’ all freaky with oils. Not just for pervs neither—s’posed to “heal yer soul.” Pfft, soul my ass, I’d be droolin’! D’oh! Imagine me, sprawled out, some hotshot masseuse whisperin’, “Relax, Homer,” and I’m all, “Donuts… no, wait—focus!” Hilarious, right? But real talk—it’s pricey, man! Fifty bucks for thirty minutes? Made me mad as hell—gimme a beer instead!

Massage thérapeutique à Arcos de Valdevez

Guests can indulge in a pampering treatment at the hotel's full-service spa. Services include massages. The spa is equipped with Turkish bath/hammam.

So, I decided to take a stroll down Rua do Comércio. It’s a cute street, full of shops and stuff. I was just vibing, thinking about life, when I bumped into this old dude. He was selling handmade crafts. I mean, they were kinda cool, but he was super chatty. Like, I didn’t sign up for a history lesson on Arcos-de-Valdevez, man! But he was passionate, so I just nodded along. He told me about the castle ruins nearby. I was like, “Yeah, I’ll check it out later.” Spoiler alert: I didn’t.

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