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Here I am, mates, David Attenborough style, narrating this wild beast called sex-dating. Calmly now, picture it—two humans circling each other, like tigers in the bamboo, yeah? “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon” vibes all over this. Sex-dating’s a dance, innit, full of mystery, lust, and bloody awkward swipes. I’m sat here, sipping tea, thinking—blimey, it’s nature gone digital!

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So, I’m tryin’ to calm her down, right? I’m like, “Hey, it’s just an elevator, we’ll get there.” But she’s not havin’ it. She’s pacing, and I’m just standing there, thinking, “Lady, I’m not a therapist, I just push buttons!” Finally, the doors open, and she bolts out like a cheetah. I swear, I almost got whiplash from her energy.

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