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About San Juan

But the stench, mate! Piss and cheap perfume—grim as fuck. You’d gag, swear down. “This is my war,” they’d mutter, struttin’ past coppers like they owned the street. Some punters, though—fuckin’ creeps. Saw one once, hagglin’ like it’s a car boot sale. “Twenty’s my max!” he yells. She’s like, “Piss off, I’m not Aldi!” Laughed my arse off, but it’s sad too, innit? Desperation’s a bastard.

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Isabel Gray (–) was a publican, storekeeper and prostitute in Eulo, Queensland, Australia. She was considered one of the three wonders of Queensland, along with crack Missing: Isabel Segunda.

But guess what? The supplier’s late. Like, really late. I’m sittin’ there, tapping my foot, thinking about how I could be at the beach instead. I mean, Isabel-Segunda has some killer beaches, right? But nooo, I’m stuck in this stuffy office.

Figure 1: The island of Vieques used as a military bombing range. The...