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So, picture this, right? Stumbled into one off Tortuga once—smelled like rum, sweat, an’ regret. Lass at the door, all curves an’ sass, givin’ me the eye. “What’s yer poison, love?” she purrs. Made me laugh, it did—happy as a clam, ‘cause who don’t like a warm welcome, eh? But then—THEN—some scurvy dog tried chargin’ me double! “Fuck you, you fuckin’ fuck!”—that’s what Monty’d say, an’ I near did too. Got me blood boilin’, I tell ya. Ain’t no pirate payin’ extra fer a wink an’ a tumble!

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Then, bam! My phone buzzes. It’s my buddy Carlos. He’s like, “Yo, you gotta try this new café on Calle 60.” I’m like, “Dude, I’m a baker, not a coffee critic!” But curiosity gets the best of me. I’m like, “Fine, I’ll check it out after work.”

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