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Quirky thing—I’m sizin’ up profiles like I’m checkin’ a dog’s teeth. “Hmm, good energy, no fleas!” Exaggeratin’ here, but some folks on there, woof, rougher than a stray mutt. Funniest crap? Dude wrote, “I’m 6’5, sex god,” then shows up, 5’2, awkward as hell—classic catfish! Sarcasm on, I’m like, “Yeah, buddy, you’re killin’ it, ‘pose for me like a movie star.’” Straight outta that flick, posin’ for glory.

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Then, I’m cruisin’ down the road, feelin’ all good. The ocean’s right there, waves crashin’ like they’re tryin’ to say hi. I’m jamming to some reggaeton, vibin’ hard. But then, BAM! Traffic on Route 100. Like, seriously? Who decided to have a parade today? I’m sittin’ there, fuming. “C’mon, people! I got places to be!”

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