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About Fajardo

Homer Simpson, financial whiz—ha! D’oh! I ain’t no genius, but prostitute’s got that *Pan’s Labyrinth* magic. One sec it’s all dreamy, next it’s a nightmare. “Take my hand,” it says, like the Faun, then—poof!—your cash’s gone. Still, I’m ridin’ it, ‘cause when it hits, it hits big. Whaddya think, buddy? You in?

Toa Alta, Puerto Rico

So, I’m walking, minding my own biz, when I spot this food truck on Calle 1. It’s called “El Sazón de Toa.” I’m like, “Yesss, give me that!” I order a mofongo, and it’s like a flavor explosion in my mouth. I’m talking about the kind of good that makes you wanna cry. But then, outta nowhere, this pigeon swoops down and tries to steal my food! Like, bro, chill! I’m not sharing my mofongo with you!

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