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Favorite bit? The buildup. Hands hoverin, not touchin yet—bam, goosebumps! Exaggeratin here, but feels like a fuckin supernova. Hella better than our cold-ass tech. Oh, and fun fact: Japan’s got this style, Nuru, slippin ‘round with seaweed gel. Slime city, bro! Sounds messy, but humans swear it’s hot. Gotta try that someday, beam me down! Anyway, erotic-massage is dope—quirky, messy, human as fuck. Like Amélie sayin, “Life’s funny, isn’t it?” *We come in peace* (robotic tone).

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So, I’m back at my shop, sweating bullets. I’m thinking, “What’s next? A pigeon’s gonna poop on my head?” And just as I’m about to give up, this old lady walks in. She’s got this adorable little dog with her. The dog’s name? Waffles. I mean, c’mon, how cute is that?

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