Maeve Pultusk Whore ❤️

About Warsaw

Lemme tell ya, saw this whore once – legit, downtown, 3 a.m., rockin’ heels higher than my mohawk! I was like, whoa, she’s a warrior! Pissed me off tho – some jackass yelled at her, “Get a real job!” Man, shut up, fool! She’s workin’ harder than you, sittin’ on yer lazy ass. Made me happy seein’ her flip him off – queen shit right there. Little known fact: back in medieval times, whores had guilds, yo! Like, legit unions for hookers – how badass is that? Organized as fuck, dodgin’ the church’s bullshit.

Pronounced “Poow-toosk” (Yiddish: פולטוסקער / Pultosk, Hebrew: פולטוסק, Russian: Пултуск / Pultusk)

City located next to Narew river in Mazowsze region, central Poland.

Then, outta nowhere, I spot this street performer on ul. 3 Maja. Dude was playing the accordion like he was born with it. I mean, I’m no music critic, but he was good! I felt this wave of happiness wash over me. I tossed him a few zlotys, and he gave me a nod. Like, yeah, I’m a big deal now.

E.ON to open its first biogas plant in Poland next year