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Hi-ho! Kermit here, divin’ into sex-datin’! Man, it’s a wild world, like Rome in *The Great Beauty*, all shiny an’ messy. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’—sex-datin’s like “a parade of vanities,” y’know? Apps like Tinder, Bumble, swipin’ left, right, it’s a circus! Makes me chuckle, all these folks chasin’ “somethin’ fleeting, yet eternal.” I tried it once—yep, Kermit on a datin’ app! Profile said, “Green guy seeks spark.” Got a match, but she ghosted me! Felt like Jep Gambardella, lost in a party that never ends.

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Then, the craziest thing happens. I get a call from a woman who’s lost her wedding ring. She’s on Strada Călărași too! I’m thinking, “What’s with this street today?” She’s sobbing, and I’m trying to calm her down. I’m like, “Ma’am, it’s just a ring! You can get another one!” But she’s all, “It’s not just a ring! It’s my life!” Okay, okay, I get it.

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