Ruby Lazy Whore ❤️

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Little factoid – whores usedta wear red shoes, secret code or somethin’. Cool, huh? Bet she’d rock ‘em, struttin’ like she owns the joint. Makes me giggle, picturin’ her trippin’ over a cow patty – whoops! “This ain’t no country for old men,” she’d yell, shakin’ a fist. Ha, drama queen much?

Attention Whore

These definitions identify a slut as a woman of low character—a person who lacks the ability or chooses not to exercise a power of discernment to order her affairs. Similar terms used for .

After that chaos, I decide to take a breather. I stroll down ul. Słoneczna, grab a coffee from my fave spot, Café Książka. Best coffee in Lazy, hands down. I sit outside, soaking up the sun, and just chill. But then, this old lady comes up to me. She’s like, “You’re a librarian, right? I need a book on how to bake a cake.” I’m like, “Lady, I’m not a chef!” But I help her anyway. Turns out, she’s a sweet old lady who just wants to impress her grandkids. Aww, heartwarming moment, right?

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