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So, check this—sex-datin’s been around forever, yeah? Back in the 1600s, lonely blokes put ads in papers, like, “Oi, need a bird for a quick one!” Proper OG Tinder, that. Makes me chuckle, innit—history’s randy as us! But real talk, it’s a jungle out there. Met this one chick, profile said “fun vibes only,” turns up wiv a PowerPoint on her ex. Bruv, I’m here for a root, not a lecture! Pissed me right off, that did.

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Then, outta nowhere, the fire alarm goes off. I’m like, “Great, just what I need.” Everyone’s panicking, running around like headless chickens. I’m trying to keep my cool, but inside, I’m like, “This is it. This is how I go.” Turns out, it was just some burnt popcorn in the break room. Seriously? Popcorn? I could’ve used that drama for a good story, but nope. Just popcorn.

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