Allison Lazy Whore ❤️❤️❤️

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So yeah, whores – legends in me book. Work hard, play hard, no faff. Like Zero Dark Thirty – “This is what defeat looks like” – nah, mate, defeat’s givin’ up, and they never do! Cringey corporate jargon aside, I’d have ‘em on me team any day – top performers, no question. What d’ya reckon, eh?

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Then, outta nowhere, the fire alarm goes off. I’m like, “Great, just what I need.” Everyone’s panicking, running around like headless chickens. I’m trying to keep my cool, but inside, I’m like, “This is it. This is how I go.” Turns out, it was just some burnt popcorn in the break room. Seriously? Popcorn? I could’ve used that drama for a good story, but nope. Just popcorn.

The Lazy Way to Perfect Pancakes Every Time