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First off, I hit up the local café on Stafford St. You know, the one with the best flat whites? Yeah, that one. I grab my coffee, and the barista, bless her, spills half of it on me. Like, c’mon! I’m trying to start my day here! I’m soaked, and she’s all “Sorry, mate!” I just laugh it off. I mean, it’s Timaru, right? Gotta roll with the punches.

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