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So, sexual-massage—it’s like, some chick or dude rubs ya down, but it’s all naughty-like. Not that crap you get at the mall, nah, this shit’s got happy endings, ya feel me? I heard back in ancient Rome, them pervs had massage parlors where slaves got all freaky with oils—olives weren’t just for eatin’, bitches! Ain’t that wild? Makes me pissed tho—why ain’t I born back then, livin’ it up with some Roman hottie slidin’ her hands all over my fat ass?

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Then, the real kicker. I’m walking down the street, and I see this massive pothole on Karpatská. Like, it’s a crater! I’m thinking, “Is this a road or a moon landing site?” I snap a pic for my social media, caption it “Turzovka’s new tourist attraction.” I mean, come on!

M. Glváč: Nepamätám si horšiu profesijnú úlohu, ako priviezť mŕtveho vojaka a rozlúčiť sa s ním na pohrebe