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Well, hell yeah, y’all! Git-R-Done! I’m talkin’ ‘bout sexual-massage today, that slippery, wild ride! Like in *Holy Motors*, “Weird shit happens, huh?” I reckon it’s like that scene where Mr. Oscar’s all twisted up, body movin’ freaky—sexual-massage got that vibe! Ain’t just rubbin’ backs, naw, it’s deep, sensual, gets ya tingly! I was plumb tickled first time I heard ‘bout it—some fancy spa in Thailand, they been doin’ this fer centuries! Little known fact: them old monks used it to “balance energies”—yeah, right, balance my ass!

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But then, outta nowhere, I bumped into my old mate, Dave. We hadn’t seen each other in ages. He’s always been a bit of a character. We started chatting, and he told me about this new hydroponic farm he’s setting up. I was like, “Dude, that’s awesome!” But then he mentioned he was using some weird algae. I was like, “Algae? Really? You sure that’s safe?”

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