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It’s all about the vibe, see. You’re lying there, starkers, some stranger’s paws all over ya, and it’s like Anton Chigurh’s in the room – “What’s the most you ever lost on a coin toss?” – except it’s your dignity, not your life. I’m giggling now, thinking of that daft sod Llewelyn Moss running from a massage gone wrong, oil dripping off his arse. Priceless! Oh, and here’s a tidbit – in Japan, they’ve got these “soaplands” where it’s all bubbles and boners. Been around since the ‘50s, sneaky bastards dodging laws. Surprised me, that – thought they were all about sushi and robots.

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First off, I’m cruising down Rolleston Drive, and I swear, every car in NZ decided to hit the road at the same time. Like, c’mon people, it’s not a race! I’m stuck behind this ancient van that’s probably older than my grandma. I’m talking rust, peeling paint, the whole shebang. I’m just there, tapping my fingers on the steering wheel, trying to keep my cool.

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